February 2012
preciousvagina asked: Are you allergic to peanut butter? I feel like a lot of white people are. omg am I a racist?
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Anonymous asked: Wait you broke up with harrisen? WHY thougghh..
Anonymous asked: Why did you and harrison break up?
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I’m single for the first time in about 2 1/2 years and it feels so damn nice.
You know what's better than a piece of fried...
Two pieces of fried chicken.
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Yesterday at work I was going through my managers iPod to see what music he had. He had nickelback on there. I genuinely was under the impression that NO ONE liked nickelback. So I started laughing at him and I was like , “AHAHA WHO EVEN LIKES NICKELBACK??” and him and my other coworker gave me the dirtiest look I’ve ever seen and informed me that they were both huge fans. Since...
