- microwaves beeping.
- when people wax off their eyebrows then attempt to draw them back on with sharpies. congrats on being tacky.
- people who are under 21 and claim to be straight edge. you’re just following the law bro.
- people who think gingers have souls. THEY DON’T.
- when whores try to act like they’re innocent and “in touch” with their spiritual side and with Jesus.
- when people think eating at mcdonalds is socially acceptable.
- how fast food places don’t offer breakfast after 11.
- when people think it’s okay to be more attractive than me.
- when you ask a teacher if you can go to the bathroom and they try to be all funny by saying, “i don’t know. can you?” bitch, i will pee on everything you love.
- whores who get mad at other whores for being whores.
these are just a few. yeah.