I got 99 problems and they all bitches.

theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:22:14 -0400

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:22:05 -0400

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

izzielosthermind: stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:10:02 -0400

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 01:03:24 -0400

ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:02:17 -0400

ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation

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Thu, 23 May 2013 01:00:05 -0400

me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:59:53 -0400

me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:13:53 -0400

togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:12:54 -0400

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:11:19 -0400

friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:54:51 -0400

friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school

fitforinfinity: A lesson in nutrition from Andy Dwyer.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:54:35 -0400

fitforinfinity:

A lesson in nutrition from Andy Dwyer.

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:49:12 -0400

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:27:21 -0400

fishingboatproceeds. It's a tumblr url but fuckin tumblr wON'T LET ME PUT URLS IN ASKS NOW APPARENTLY. anyway, in case you haven't found it yet, there you go

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:20:35 -0400

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

JOHN GREENS TUMBLR

thank you so much omg nick you just made my day with that.

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